Bad News, Prof. Wabeh & Assistant Hospitalized

Yes, i am deeply regretful to inform you that our very own Prof. Wabeh and his vivacious assistant was attacked by a bear 2 days ago. Apperently they spent the night in school to finish their C++ assignment and while they were sleeping, a bear dressed in a ball named Jack viciously attacked them. This bear was of a rare species which has 2 eyes, 1 nose, 1 mouth, 2 arms, 2 legs, 1 genetalia, and it was wearing a blue uniform with a white helmet, holding a torch light in one of his hand.

Interview with the Victims
It all happened soo fast, just WOOSH! all gone.. i was rudely awoken by strange sounds coming towards me.. i knew it wasnt my assistant because he was soundly asleep after watching Spongebob SquarePanties. Then all of a sudden, a bear came and attacked us! ARRRGGHH!!!
From my experience, i knew the bear was infected with a strange diesease which will make any open wound swell like crazy when bitten by the bear.. We were both very scared, we tried running away from it but we knocked into the lampost in the middle of the library and we fainted. When we came around, we saw the bear was nowhere in sight and immediately went to the hostital to recieve treatment. Thankfully, we survived the ordeal! Although we were not seriously hurt, we sustained the dreadful disease from the bear and that caused both our tongue to swell immensely.
The local "You-Kill-Bears-Squad" later investigated and found out what had caused the bear to go crazy. Apperently Professor Wabeh had a mushroom sticking out of this lower lip and that made the bear want to eat it..


Today, they are both very lucky to be alive and kicking after the terrifying ordeal of a bear attacing in the school library. These are pictures of them enjoying life :

Seoul Garden @ 04012007 Friday

After our school we went for class outings
Ralf,Terrance,Raihan,JiaMin,JingNi, Me went to Marina Square @ City Hall
We supposed to go to watch movie but we ended up having a buffet @ Seoul Garden

Those food were OMG delicious!
It cost us about $12(Student Price) + $3 for Ginseng Soup per person to replace normal soup for steamboat
The soup was damn much nicer than normal steamboat soup!

This is JiaMin,JingNi,and my table

And checkout Ralf,Terrance,Raihan's table. DAMN A LOT!

Left:Ralf
Right from Top:Terrance, Raihan

Top:JingNi
Bottom:JiaMin
Somehow the girl don't look like JingNi in this photo...

Left : Me
Right : JingNi
What a damn face i have! LOL!
JiaMin damn lucky for taking the photo in my current state

6 people, 2 tables, and damnnn a lot of food!!
Chicken Fiesta!!!
CharSiew Chicken,
Curry Chicken,
Garlic Chicken,
TomYam Chicken
Then the others i don't know
But there's still Coffee Chicken and Teriyaki Chicken

JiaMin's making Ice Kacang for me,
but she used HER HAND to SHAPE the ice!!!
OMG!

With the great efforts from JingNi
Wala! Irresistible, Delicious-looking....
It tasted like shit
The sago was hard like rock
Then when I pressed the thing and it slipped and shot JiaMin
Then later on JiaMin made a new IceKacang for herself and take sago to shoot Raihan

Raihan's Icecream(Left) and mine(Right)
Raihan's one like sagging.. =X
JiaMin made for me one much more nicer! LOL!!

There... He took the sagging one out

Singapore's Durian can be seen from inside
It's actually Esplanade!!

Oh yea, the way Raihan played with his food was SUPER funny!
He even made a best friend from a clam...
And he's going to make a friendster profile for his best friend..
LOL!!
He was SUPER busted all along!

We ate until our stomach like want to burst.. Now we boys know how pregnant should feel like.. LOL!! We can't even stand up to go to toilet.. What's the worst was I was damn full and Raihan made those funny stuff again made me like I really want to die from laughing..

MF0703-C3 Class Jokes

有一只青熊和一只蓝熊
青熊需要一把刀就可把它杀死
而蓝熊需要两把刀才能把它杀死
有一个猎人去打猎
为什么他只需要两把刀就能杀死那两只熊呢？


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因为当猎人杀死了青熊以后，蓝熊“脸青青”(Hokkien)，而一把刀就能杀死它，所以猎人之需要两把刀！

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当一个panda见到了另一个panda
它会说什么？

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Hello Panda!

当一只猫见到了另一只猫
它会说什么？

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Miawww!! Miawww!
(而不是Hello Kitty!) XD

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有三只猪要过河，但是那条河有三个鳄鱼
第一只猪就游得很快，可是被第一个鳄鱼吃掉
第二只猪便游得更快，可是被第二个鳄鱼吃掉
而第三只猪有的很慢，他却没被第三个鳄鱼吃了
为什么？

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因为第三只鳄鱼是Halal的
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有三只猪要过河，但是那条河有只吃猪肚子的鳄鱼
第一只猪就游过去时，可是被鳄鱼吃掉
第二只猪便游过去时，又被鳄鱼吃掉
但第三只猪游过去时，他却没被鳄鱼吃了
为什么？

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因为第三只猪游Backstroke，鳄鱼看不见猪肚子

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在热气球里，有三个人，
热气球飞了一半，热气球就程不了那么多人的重量
在三个人之间，有一个人必须被丢下
第一个人是世界最有创意的科学家
第二个人是世界最有名的医生
第三个认识世界最有领导性的总统
请问谁会被丢呢？为什么？

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把最肥的那个丢掉啦！
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有一只鸟停在电线上生蛋，但蛋没掉下来
为什么？

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因为鸟穿内裤
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"Sin x " divided by "n" becomes 6， Why?

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Sin x, take out the letter＂ｎ＂，ｂｅｃｏｍｅｓ　Ｓｉｘ
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Bachok @ 29/12/2007

SAY HI TO MR.ULTRAMAN !!!

The Ultraman kite is not bad right? So actually we went to Bachok beach.

This event was ajok none other than... Me!!! Yess me!!!

KaiXiang, Shawn, Kit Lou, Qin, Liang, JinHong, DaPing, HengYan, SiewMay, QiaoRou followed. Thanks to KaiXiang, he helped me to call some of these people. Liang highlighted his hair and Kit jat him saying that he used air karat. And Liang jat back said he used banjir water.. Siao la both of them.. I've already get used to their battlefield of jatting

We were drinking coconut jelly @ a Malay stall somewhere in Kubang Kerian while waiting for HengYan to arrive. Actually at first I did not know who were we waiting for.. Here's the nice story i'm going to share.. Listen carefully readers..

Shawn told me it was a girl we are waiting.
I said who was the girl..

Kit said it was his cousin and she's very pretty.
And I said is she really pretty..

And Jin Hong added same class with me who always called me "Bak Bao Bin".
Then i said who again.. Then i quite feel like someone called me like that before...

Then Kai Xiang added she had a long hair.
Then i replied everyone also had long hair after Form5..

Then Shawn asked me again and said I should know.
Then I said you guys tipu 1 laaaa... If that pretty sure i'll remember who is she in my class..

Then everyone laughed like hell!!
Then they said it was HengYan. And now i know HengYan is Shawn cousin.. and they told HengYan.. what the hell!

KaiXiang was impatient and kept on saying HengYan's car had come.
Then he kena jat by Qin saying every big car is HengYan's car for you laa..

Then everyone laughed again..

Then SiewMay tried out KaiXiang's motor.. QiaoRou ki hiao wanted to ride too.. Then i said to SiewMay u don't need to worry because QiaoRou's will be the airbag.. Then everyone laughed.. Cuz QiaoRou fat!!

At last she came.. I drove Kit,KaiXiang,Qin,Shawn,Liang while the others followed HengYan's car. Kit said QiaoRou cannot follow because my tayar will poncet.. Lol!! On the halfway HengYan ngepek saying not enough petrol. Must be QiaoRou's too fat eating up those petrols..Then everyone's going to turn back then i said pok and see got any petrol station or not.. We were driving almost 15minutes and finally we saw a Caltex. But the place is closed and everyone laughes peningly.. Luckily Shawn said let's pray to God then by the time he said it finished and one more Caltex appeared.. Weird.. you know... somethings weird things just happened if they want too...

We reached there. We saw a something-like-island and a senget coconut tree.. Kit said let's break the thing by using QiaoRou, because she's fat.. Lol.. KaiXiang quickly went to the sea and put his feet on, followed by me. Then Liang asked me let's buy a kite so we bought one for RM10!! Actually it was RM12 but i manage to bring down to RM10.. it's quite big.. With Ultraman printed..Lol!! I asked Liang why do you want Ultraman, he said Ultraman can fly higher.. then i tiam for a moment and stared at him... Pening LOL!

The kite damn cheap. The stick is uneven and we had to fix it. Kit,KaiXiang,Liang played till sien and I played. I made the kite to fly damn high and Liang came and kacau he wanted it back. So i gave him. He said why don't I release all the strings? I said no, just in case the kite flew. Then he said, "Just let it go laaaaa.." By the time he finished "laaa" the string finished and it was not tied to the handle and flew. Then I said, "Weeeeeiiiii fly dohh u see, hiao la hiao".. Then we laughed and chase the kite until to the opposite of the road. Dammit tired.. The strings all tangled and he insisted to untangled it. I said don't be stupid and i'll go get a new one.. Haha.. He just insisted on untangled it so i let the aura of his persistence to do it.. From breaking to smaller pieces of strings to throw away all the strings because fed up.. Haha! What a pro.. But at least he managed to tie it back up.. but the string is muchhh muchh shorter..

QiaoRou made some 2-breast using sand.. And told HengYan to see.. She grab those "Breast" using 2 hands and said,"I've molested your breast".. Then HengYan and I said,"Eeeeeee...".. Lol..

Qin,Kit,KaiXiang,Shawn go catch some crabs.. Then they found some alien-like kacuak i-dunno-what-is-it something. Then they let it fight with crabs. Alien Vs. Predator they said. And in the end Alien won.. Gilo betul

Later on I don't know who started the sand-throwing activity. QiaoRou threw @ KaiXiang and later on became SiewMay threw @ KaiXiang.. Then KaiXiang used me to block them so i kena. I was with a group and they also kena. Then we all throw sand @ SiewMay and QiaoRou back. It lasted for... 30 minutes.. What a war.. KaiXiang was kena for the worst case. He even fell down.. What a battlefield.. Cis!

Before we went back, there's a slide window above my car ceiling which can be opened. I put the kite above it so went i'm driving the kite will be following us.. Qin was holding it and I was driving. Everybody @ outside looked at us and laughed.. Even to the main road.. I was driving too fast and the kite goyang from side to side and Liang opened the side window to control it.. in the end the string broke and fell to the grass side.. Pity.. Ultraman!!

We went back @ about 6.30pm. The road back is quite hard for us to go through as the sun was infront of us.. Sunset.. Too bright.. I fetched them home and went to KBMall to meet up Stupidass and Fong @ 7.30pm as i feel sorry because i can't make it to have dinner with them..

Kit,Liang,KaiXiang, together holding a kite.. LOL? 3 heads are better than one?

Ultraman's kite.. Woohoo!
Quite High right...

Ooppss IT'S DROPPING!!!!!
It Dropped.. T.T
I've made it back up even higher than before. And Then Siao Liang kacau and released the whole string and it flew to the opposite of the road and we had to run quite far to take it back
This is what happened to him after that.. Sad isn't it? Pade muko.. On the second thought i was running too to get the stupid kite.. Tiring sial!
They found this "Alien" somewhere here. From left: Kit,KaiXiang,Shawn,Qin.. They're more like aliens to me
Introducing QiaoRou, the fat girl always kena kenak.. She's ready to throw sand to Kit and Kit stands by to counter-attack.. eveready!
Don't worry Kit got backed up by us because she threw the sands all on us.. She's panic.. And SiewMay's not going to help her good buddie.. lol! fan guatt
SiewMay lost and Kit n Qin were going to punish her
SiewMay's going berserk, Kit and Qin stand back
"See my super duper 75 degree sand kick.. Hoooraaaa!!!"
"Ohhh noooo!!"
Peace!! Used up all my tissue and say HELLO to my car!! Do you see a tissue kotok above my car? There's where i put to avoid SiewMay and QiaoRou to take it.. They're short.. LOL!!
Goodbye Ultraman... I quite miss it.. That's why i put the photo before i started to blog this