Bad News, Prof. Wabeh & Assistant Hospitalized

Yes, i am deeply regretful to inform you that our very own Prof. Wabeh and his vivacious assistant was attacked by a bear 2 days ago. Apperently they spent the night in school to finish their C++ assignment and while they were sleeping, a bear dressed in a ball named Jack viciously attacked them. This bear was of a rare species which has 2 eyes, 1 nose, 1 mouth, 2 arms, 2 legs, 1 genetalia, and it was wearing a blue uniform with a white helmet, holding a torch light in one of his hand.

Interview with the Victims
It all happened soo fast, just WOOSH! all gone.. i was rudely awoken by strange sounds coming towards me.. i knew it wasnt my assistant because he was soundly asleep after watching Spongebob SquarePanties. Then all of a sudden, a bear came and attacked us! ARRRGGHH!!!
From my experience, i knew the bear was infected with a strange diesease which will make any open wound swell like crazy when bitten by the bear.. We were both very scared, we tried running away from it but we knocked into the lampost in the middle of the library and we fainted. When we came around, we saw the bear was nowhere in sight and immediately went to the hostital to recieve treatment. Thankfully, we survived the ordeal! Although we were not seriously hurt, we sustained the dreadful disease from the bear and that caused both our tongue to swell immensely.
The local "You-Kill-Bears-Squad" later investigated and found out what had caused the bear to go crazy. Apperently Professor Wabeh had a mushroom sticking out of this lower lip and that made the bear want to eat it..


Today, they are both very lucky to be alive and kicking after the terrifying ordeal of a bear attacing in the school library. These are pictures of them enjoying life :